“He spent day after day feeling uneasy and muddled, like someone who had mistakenly swallowed a thick swatch of cloud.” #1Q84 p.285
Mac & cheese annual quota met. Broccoli & cheese casserole annual quota met. Southern sweet tea annual quota met. #sweetcheesus
Producers supply the vegetables.
RT @coketweet: This really is an insane clown posse. #fuckingmagnets
Bus stop tableaux.
“This is the magnificent world of a picaresque novel. Just brace yourself and enjoy the smell of evil.” #1Q84 p.203
If I spend good money on something like eyeglass frames, I expect that I won’t have to be some company’s cheap brand whore.
RT @kmartsurrealism: ikea is sort of a scary place http://t.co/4e3DO4a
Surprise birthday parties always happen on predictable days.
RT @DrSamuelJohnson: Long Island Iced Tea (n.) Goblet of fully FIVE Spirits, viz. Porto, Mercury, Tincture of Hemp, Laudanum & the TURPE …
